On a completely unrelated note...

[Big McLargehuge]

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Lauren: oh sorry...yeah i don't really think so...i mean its still early to tell i'm more of a last minute person
(translation= NO)

OAO3405: Yeah, a lot of times I am too.
(Translation= IM COOL TOO)

OAO3405: It still puzzles me that you don't have a boyfriend. Can't you get pretty much whoever you want?
(Translation=Please love me)

Lauren: haha aw that's sweet...but i dont' think it really works that way, though it would be nice if it did
(Translation= YOU ARE A FUCKING CREEP)

OAO3405: If you say so. Lemme guess, haven't found the right guy?
(Translation= PLEASE PLEASE LOVE ME)

Lauren: yeah i dont' know...maybe....but i'm really focused on my grades right now
(Translation= NO)

OAO3405: Ah... I see.
OAO3405: Well, I think I better get offline... I've got a headache that's been killing me for an hour anyways. Later.
(Translation= IM TOO COOL FOR YOU TOO)

Lauren: alright well i'll talk to you later...hope you feel better...bye!
(Translation= JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY)


You are still young, just don't think about it and someday you will get it. And subsequently shoot yourself.