On a completely unrelated note...

[Rongi]

I shall use my psychic powers to see into OAO's pathetic future

OAO is going to work in a porno when he's in his 20s. he wont actually work, he'll sit in the back room and masturbate to the covers until on his 6th or 7th time the orgasm he has will be so miniscule he'll actually go up to the counter and pretend to do something. he will get a girlfriend, but the two will become so bored of eachother that they eventually part. he will lose his virginity to her, but it will happen so fast he wont even remember it and will exaggerate it to his buddies on other forums but they wont even really listien. OAO will fall into a heavy drug addiction resulting in his death sprawled across a piss stained rug gasping for breath with his shirt ripped open revealing his massive stomach. it will be a closed casket funeral and his mother and maybe his father will show up. depends on if his father can get up out of bed or not.