The Green Bean

[kellychaos]

The green bean rolled himself on the surface on the paper towel in an effort to wipe off the remaining muck from the sink and muttered a low thanks. With this task completed, he returned his attention to me. "You can move!", I said, amazed". "Of course I can. All plants can. Intentional immobility is a passive form of camouflage. I have much to reveal from the world of plants but, to begin, I would like you to take these." A small slit appeared in the side of the pod and a red pill appeared. "This is a mind expanding drug which ... ", he began. "Did that just come from your anus?", I inquired. The slit reopened and another pill oozed forth. "You'd better take two of these. You're kind of an idiot", he droled condescendly. "Are you familiar with the concept of fractals?", he began.