MY COMPLAINT

[mburbank]

Oh! I'm deeply injured! A rude host! That stings. I only wish I could in some way create the deeply welcoming atmosphere that is brawlhall. And please don't say I wasn't invited. That's what 'trolling' is.

I retract my statement about the chip n your shoulder. It's more like a pallet of cedar shingles large enough for a serious roofing job.

As for the attack, part of it is because everyone but regulars who've been funny get attacked here. It's practcially in the charter. But you should ask Amy about the reception she got. It was way more 'gracious'. I cannot for the life of me imagine why. Was some of it because you were from Blowhole? Why, yes. I imagine it was. If you're going to cry about it like a rying little crybaby crying, well, I'm sure I'm contrite. I'll tell you what, though. Ask Fartin about how he's been attacked here. He's not from Bunghole. There are plenty of reasosn for getting kicked.

If you don't find Chojin funny, it's your loss I guess. I think 'Cardigan mandatory' is a gem. But a Spaniel? That takes some serious suspension of disbelief, especilly from a man who thinks Doomsday is 'cool'.

Oh, laws. When you called me a hypocrite, I almost wept. I did. But ten I remembered how hard a time you have lightening up. And then it occured to me my desk needed straightening.

Humor is subjective. I think lots of folks here are hysterical. If it's not your cup of tea, the internet is a large place. My sorrow at your disapointment is of course, boundless. I know none of our styles measure up to a moose shitting someone, or the verbal panache of phrases like "Complete fucking Moron", but perhaps someday, we shall all attain greatness.

And I shield my eyes before the awesome glare of your Egyptology. The Assasination of King Tut is a theory, which is what the documentary was about.