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The Damp Moose The Damp Moose is offline
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Old Dec 14th, 2004, 05:34 PM       
Giant Foods -- m4w

We were standing in the cereal isle. You were reaching up on the higher shelf, but you couldn't quite reach. I was the guy with the cheese-stained wife-beater who helped you get down the Count Chocula. You smiled at me and said "thanks mister" and then scurried back to your mom who was over at the deli.

I saw you a few other times that night, but you didn't see me. I saw you chatting with your mom near the toilet paper, with your cute little pig tails waving in the air. You were so pretty, couldn't have been a day over 6. But thats ok, we were meant to be. I saw you again in check-out. I had to sneeze, but since I didn't want to get snot on you I sneezed on my wife beater. Sorry about that face and sound I made. I didn't mean to scare you.

Please, if you're having someone read this to you, please tell me. It was only a sneeze, I didn't think it'd make you cry. I love you with all my heart.
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