FOX NEWS HIRES ZELL MILLER!!!I

[mburbank]

I bet you thought that was joke title. It wasn't. Not content with the Lobyists sallary ol' Zel will be pulling down when he retires, He gone an gots hisself gig with folksy ol' Fox news, starting in january as a commentator for whenever they need punditry for the crazy-as-shithouse-rats crowd.

Maybe he'll get his own show, something along the lines of 'Zel Miller's fightin' words', or 'Pistols at dawn' or maybe "I say, suh, I's a slappin' you with mah glove!'

[Burger Lord]

Christ, it makes me even more ashamed that I come from Georgia.....

[Stabby]

I bet he'll be considered their 'democratic' view point guy. You know, to keep that shit fair and balanced.

[mburbank]

I just hope they get their moneysworth. If Zel can go as reliably bugshit as he did at the GOP convention and then on TV later that night, Fox News could become far more watchable.

I think every time he's on, his feed should be intercut with footrage of Foghorn Leghorn.

[Spectre X]

I read this as "FOX NEWS HIRES HITLER."

Seriously, I don't know what the fuck I was doing thinking that.

[Jeanette X]

What kind of name is "Zell" anyway?

[Mr. Vagiclean]

why? ZELLlous? EEEGAGGGAAAAAADDDD!!

[mburbank]

I think it's Old Testament by way of Hillbilly.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I think it's short for Zellusious....or Zellebidee......Zellibidocious......