Quote:
|
Originally Posted by mburbank
I would like him a lot more of he'd chocked nearly to death on that pretzel! And had enough oxygen loss so that he had real bad brain damage! So that he was still ambulatroy but CLEARLY, VISIBLY, UNDENIABLT retarded! Like he could hardly make words at all and he drooled! But he was still president, and they trotted him out every now and again the way they did with Strom Thurmond at the end, insisting he was still sharp as ever and fully in control! Even though everyone could see there was NO POSSABILITY AT ALL that he was in any way actually connected with RUNNING THE GOVERNMENT, nor should he be, because he was a drooling, incoherent, near vegetable!
THAT WOULD BE SO IRONIC!!!
|
Ok, but only if he polled higher than ever.
While we're at it, let's just make him a disembodied hand preserved in a jar, directed entirely by the will of Jesus. The hand could be stuck in a middle finger up salute and our foreign policycould be decided by bombs dropped in whatever direction the finger faced on any given day.
Hybrid Mode
