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Old Dec 29th, 2004, 03:07 AM        Favorite Horror Movie Cliches
This one always makes me laugh...
Two hot young teens, lets call them Randy and Stacy, are in a bedroom or something having their little makout session and all that when suddenly Randy feels the need to run off just for a sec... Randy dies... but Stacy, who is left topless and has no idea what happened, always has a small piece of dialouge that usually goes something like this...

Stacy:Randy, I'm waiting
(creepy music kicks in)
Stacy:Randy, hurry up already I'm freezing
(music rises)
Stacy:Randy, this isn't funny!
(silence)
Stacy:... Randy... ?

Stacy dies.
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Old Dec 29th, 2004, 03:59 AM       
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Old Dec 29th, 2004, 06:10 AM       
my favorite is when a horror movie sucks b/c they do it in basically all of them
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Old Dec 29th, 2004, 06:38 PM       
Jeepers Creepers
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Old Dec 29th, 2004, 06:57 PM       
I like when the people get all sacred and get killed
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Old Dec 30th, 2004, 03:18 AM       
i like movies

and mvoesi where people have sex
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Old Dec 30th, 2004, 03:58 AM       
like when the b*tch won't get out of the house when the operator says the call is coming from the attic
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Old Dec 30th, 2004, 03:59 AM       
or how the n*gger always dies first
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Old Dec 30th, 2004, 04:52 AM       
when a spooky scene is suddenly interuped by a loud noise and person/cat leaping from around a corner in a shocking and surprizing fashion
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Old Dec 30th, 2004, 05:49 AM       
When they think the bad guy is dead but he turns out to not be dead after all.

Only Ash was smart enough to see right trough this trick.
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Old Dec 30th, 2004, 05:10 PM       
1)and when the kids go hey lets go check if the bad guys dead and we killed him ennough.
2)or hey lets go check out that place where all those people died or lets go see the murderers grave itl be fun and no danger will come to us.
3)or just when they q scary music and it turns out to be somebodys friend dressed up as the killer or some kids trick or treating dressed up
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