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Old Jan 1st, 2005, 05:00 AM       
Army Of Darkness

Ash is knocked over in the graveyard, and the bones sprouting from the ground assault him. He screams three times and the assault suddenly stops.

Run Ronnie Run

Where Ronnie shows his ex-wife around his house to try to impress her into marrying him again, and when, to make her jealous, he points to the Beer Girl and says "And this is who I'm fucking."

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

When, after telling off a Rent-A-Car clerk peppering his language with the word fuck and asking for a refund, she kindly informs him that he needs his rental agreement. Upon telling her he no longer has it, she simply says, "You're fucked."

Superman III

After tying a towel around his neck to imitate Superman, Richard Pryor starts sliding off the rooftop ski mountain his rich employees have on the top of their building. He falls all the way to the ground and lands safely. He starts walking slowly, skiis still on his feet, across the street, when he's almost hit by a car. The car comes to a dead stop and honks. He keeps walking.
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