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Old Jan 3rd, 2005, 12:32 AM        Yalls a buncha pansy ass CRACKAS!
YO! I been seein' a lotta "gangs" runnin round here, so I says to mahself "Devron, these bithces aint in no muthafukkin GANG! Theys a buncha CRACKA ASS BABIES!" Yeah, what now?! I came here to keep yall in CHECK, before some of my brothas come and smack the shit outta you like da HOES you is!
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Old Jan 3rd, 2005, 12:41 AM       
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Old Jan 3rd, 2005, 12:43 AM       
I bet yo wallet aint got nothin in it, yo! I'm gonna take tha muthafukka anyways, den I'm gonna beat the shit outta you and slit ya throat! How ya like DAT, muthafukka?!
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Old Jan 3rd, 2005, 12:46 AM       
I'm sorry good sir but this are gang wars and until the rest of your gang gets here their will be absolutely no fighting whats so ever.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2005, 12:49 AM       
Man, I can take all yall right here! Step up! Whatcha got? NUTHIN! DATS WHAT! You aint even in a gang here, so shutcho mouf, boy! IF you aint good enuff fo DESE gangs, den you aint good enuff to lick shit offa mah SHOEZ!
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Old Jan 3rd, 2005, 12:54 AM       
As your lawyer I must advice you to reconsider this. The legel nightmare your about to create will make it near impossible for your father to be re-elected as State Senater.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2005, 12:56 AM       
See this is where filtering the N word is gonna kick in
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Old Jan 3rd, 2005, 12:57 AM       
I bet no one even fukkin LIKES you here! Why don't you go hide in yo fancy lawyer office. I gots me a lawyer. Maybe you hearda him. Johnny Cochran! If he can get OJ off da hook, he sure as HELL can do SUMTHIN fo my a$$.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2005, 12:59 AM       
Dat wuz to dat sack-o-shit King Hadas up dere. I gots no shit against a man wit da ballz to say Screw You to a dude twice.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2005, 01:18 AM       
I like this guy, but I can't beleive OJ lost his civil lawsuit, there was no case against him. "If the gloves dont fit you must aquit" am I right guys
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Old Jan 3rd, 2005, 01:34 AM       
It looks as though another impresionable youth has been alowed to play GTA.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2005, 01:38 AM       
I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR WHAT EVIL ROBOT HAS TO SAY

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Old Jan 3rd, 2005, 02:28 AM       
I hope this uppity white boy gone negro can't obtain a category list.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2005, 02:29 AM       
MAN, muthafukkin GTA is TIGHT! But them scrawny-ass muthafukkas dat made da game was little white boys, so dey don' know SHIT about da gangsta life! If dey was to make a game about MY life, it would be rated TMFTFY. TOO MUTHAFUKKIN HARD FO YA! Nobody knows da shit dat goes down in mah life. Ever seen ya mamma suckin off some old dude fo crack money? Didn' think so!
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Old Jan 3rd, 2005, 02:33 AM       
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No, this is bullshit. Everybody knows that you can't be british and black. Sorry but it's crash and burn for you, fakeboy.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2005, 02:36 AM       
Da fuk u talkin bout, boy?! I put in A$$, but da muthafukkin thang won' let me SAY it! You call me one a dem pansy a$$ tea-sippas again and I'll cap you muthafukkin a$$! What now, boy!?
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Old Jan 3rd, 2005, 02:55 AM       
I met a black guy from England in Jamaica on New Year's Eve last year.

So you're wrong.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2005, 02:58 AM       
Dis Perndawg seem aight in mah book, so he gets off wit bein able to keep his throat un-sliced.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2005, 03:11 AM       
Whoa, if you can't tell by the name, i'm the resident killer of noobs round these parts so you best check yourself before I have to step in and take care of business!
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Old Jan 3rd, 2005, 03:25 AM       
Boy, I'd cap yo a$$ fasta den you could type dat stoopid 3 in yo name, bitch! You best be backin da fukk outta mah face or we'll see who da killa is here. Or should I say "kill3r", ya stupid bastad. Numbas don't go wit words!
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Old Jan 3rd, 2005, 06:50 AM       
Egads a darkie!
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Old Jan 3rd, 2005, 07:12 PM       
you aren't a gangsta like 50 cwent he was shot with NINE BULLETS!
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Old Jan 4th, 2005, 12:07 AM       
"50 Cent is a metaphor for change,"
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Old Jan 4th, 2005, 12:59 AM       
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you aren't a gangsta like 50 cwent he was shot with NINE BULLETS!
Muthafukka I got dat many bullets in my a$$ need taken out fo 3 years! 50 Cent's a whiny lil bitch baby! Wah wah I gots nine bullets in me wah wah! I could bust his head wide open on da pavemint witout berakin a sweat!
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Old Jan 4th, 2005, 02:03 AM       
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"Muthafukka I got dat many bullets in my a$$ need taken out fo 3 years! 50 Cent's a whiny lil bitch baby! Wah wah I gots nine bullets in me wah wah! We could bust his head wide open on da pavemint witout berakin a sweat!- because we liked it!"

Sounds like dana carvey doing his "grumpy old man" routine on the old SNL lol...
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