Coeternal Thanatopsis

[Helm]

what with all the bling what are they rappers?

YO LISTEN ME OUT MY FAITHFUL CONGREGATION
I HAVE TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE BIRTH OF CREATION
GOD WAS BORED SO HE SAID LET'S HAVE SOME FUN
SO HE BREATHED LIFE INTO THE FORM OF MAN
HE SAID HEY YOU MISTER, YOU BETTER BE GOOD
OR ELSE DAMNATION! HELLFIRE! DON'T GET ME IN A BAD MOOD
GIMME A RIB HERE'S A WIFE DON'T YOU STICK YOUR PECKER IN IT
IT'S ORIGINAL SIN AND I'LL KICK YOU OUT OF PARADISE IN A FREAKIN' MINUTE