Best Lines in the History of Movies and Television

[whoreable]

Originally Posted by Blackjack

And finally, pretty much anything by Gunnery Sgt Hartman in Full Metal Jacket:
"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around!"

that reminds me of brain candy

"Here's the plan. You go over there and fuck them in the ass while we sit here and masturbate!" "Yes Sir!!"