Blade Trinity

[Anonymous]

This may very well be the greatest movie ever made. It's like the producers decided after the second movie to just hand the franchise over to someone like me. It was just crammed full of the kind of stuff that made me love Freddy vs. Jason. And after that, there was a bunch of stuff that was so goofy that you know the director thought this whole project was a joke. And Ryan Reynolds' (whom my brother simply referred to as "the guy from Van Wilder") character acted like he wasn't buying any of the stupid crap that was going on in the movie, saying a ton of remarks (including one of the funniest insults I've heard in a while) that were so stupid and inane that they actually became funny again, much like how a pendulum will swing past the lowest point and go higher still. In short, it's like nobody involved with the film gave a damn. I can't wait for Blade 4.