the announcement i am in command

[Esuohlim]

BAPE i'll have you know that from the very beginning i said "this kid has potential" and look at you now reigning over i-mockery and mocking with an iron fist haha but seriously BAPE my hat goes off to you and i know that when a newb registers he will think "geez i better watch my step BAPE is top dog around here now" and future generations will say "did you ever hear the legend of BAPE he struck down forty newbs in one hour i tell you what folks he's the most valiant warrior i-mockery has ever had"

BAPE i declare january 11th to be "Somewhat InterNational Bape Appreciation Day (SINBAD)" and the motto will be "1/11 never forget" haha just pulling your leg about the motto there but if you like we'll keep it because you're the chief around here ok haha take it easy