What did I do to deserve this agony!?!?!?

[Bod]

I get it bad too. Here's some remedies I've tried and tested

1. Get drunk (works until tomorrow)
2. Hotwater bottle (soothes)
3. Punch myself in ovaries ( after initial pain wears off, feels great!)
4. Walk up steep hill (only works if you live near steep hill and I used to and often met other women on hill with same problem)
5. Become a man (OK so I've not tested this one maybe one day)

I almost forgot :
6. Eat lots of chocolate, become depressed and cry. Then when some bloke tries to comfort you, smack him in the gob. (not quite a cure but common stress relief)