why the hell does my life suck

[Tremor]

Short answer: Your life doesn't suck, you do.

Long answer: I'm pretty certain you've been dealth adequate cards to win at the game of life. You seem to be able to log into the internet, which puts the quality of your life right above the entire third world, all the trailerpeeps, and everybody who has ever seen a real tsunami in their lifetime. You can write, and sometimes even spell a word correctly. You're schooled. That's something every staving child in the world envies you for. Your life doesn't suck at all. You suck at making something out of it.