@ Legion

[Dole]

..and even if someone came and gave you a bag of coins, you would find the coin slot all bunged up with children's snot and used gum. And then, even if you manage to jam just one of the coins in, you will be surrounded by ten year olds laughing at you and saying things like 'are you sure you want to do that?? You suck at this game'. And even if you switched video game machines, you would be mistaken for a child prostitute looking for a 'John' and you would be bummed senseless out the back. By the bins.