skewered
Oh really? Can you show us how he's actually "skewered"? Because, from what I can tell, he's "balanced" on wolverines blades.
Skewered - To hold together or pierce with or as if with a skewer.
Sorry bud, unless you're willing to destroy your Willie figure with a drill, there's not gonna be any skewering by wolverine going on there.
SKEWER THIS YA YELLOW TIGHT-WEARIN' NINNY! I'VE BEEN WRESTLIN' WOLVES SINCE YOU BEEN SUCKIN' YA MOTHA'S TEET!"