Create your own state

[jin]

Oh, well that IS the gay.

I guess i lose, THE BATTLE OF LOSING OF COURSE.

I would declare war on your "SUPERIOR" nation, but currently half the budget of my government is being diverted to my own secret off-shore swiss bank account and with the other half of the budget being spent on a giant robotic version of myself we cannot afford to go to war at this time.

However, revenue generated by the "REALLY BIG JIN*" as a tourist attraction will be saved and may be used to fund a possible war sometime in the future, but in the meantime -
"Let's give peace a chance."