THE CUNT FILES: The Damp Moose

[kellychaos]

GayUglyGirl: Not like I'm going to hunt you down and strangle you in my basement or anything

You strangle them and THEN you put them in the basement, fag. Sheesh! Dead weight is a lot easier to deal with than coming up with an excuse for somebody to join you down in the basement. There are spiders down there.