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Old Feb 5th, 2005, 05:23 AM       
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I just got a cute girl's number about a week ago and we've been planning to go on dates and whatnot and stuff like that i guess i don't know she's a girl right but I don't have any clue what to do for Valentine's Day because I'm an unromantic bitch. It can't be too romantic or anything, since i've only known her for a little while, but still.

What've you guys done for your girlfriends before? I need ideas.
Smear the word 'Love?' in your own defecate on her porch, and when she comes out just wink a few times.
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