tipping your bartender...

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I'm a bartender, and I wouldn't serve any of you fags.

Here's some tips on tips so they're less chance of you pissing of my drink dispensing brethren.


1. The server is being nice to you only cause she wants your tips. Don't try to pick her up. Especially with a big tip. Achimp, you seem like the type to brag about the waitress flirting with you. Now you know.

2. Tip big once, at the beginning, or tip with the change each time. Or don't tip at all you cheap fuck. I don't work in a restaraunt, so I don't know what flies in there.

3. Don't try and draw my attention to tipping me, I really couldn't give a fuck. Nothing is more publicy embarrassing than fags who sit and make a big display of tipping. Yeah, yeah you're a baller, high roller baby. Great. Fag.

4. Plan it out a little in advance. People who get all flustered over how much to tip look worse than people who don't tip at all. And they hold up the line like fags.

5. If you don't like the service, than don't come back. But don't feel to special about it, we are over capacity almost every weekend, and you won't be missed. Fag.

Yeah, I'm an asshole.