HELP!!! QUESTION NEEDS TO BE ANSWERED

[CaptainBubba]

First off, you made the right choice to come to us first and not a respectable medical consultant. As you are no doubt aware even the most cursory of searches for information of this topic will yeild precious little information. I mean, really, where can anyone find people who want to talk about sex anymore?

Anywho. The answer is no, you're uterus is deformed from being hit in the face with a retard pan to many times and any attempts at fertilization will only result in your vagina burping semen. Congratulations.