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Old Feb 17th, 2005, 01:29 PM       
I totally agree with the very wise advice dispensed above. Especially the advice from Mr. Boogie. As a practicing gynecologist I can vouch for Mr. Boogie's advice. However, there is something else you must also take into account.

I just gathered from your post that you must have stared extremely closely at said condom for a long time searching for torns and/or holes in it. Most likely some of the constructor sperm has also managed to get into your eyes and thereby may damage your eyesight beyond repair. Please visit your closest eye clinic immediately. If you thought that masturbation can make you blind, you have never ever experienced the devastating result of constructor sperm on the retina.

You should have sticked to masturbation. At least it takes longer to go blind that way. I am sorry for you. Please update us as soon as possible. If you need donations please don't hesitate to ask us.
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