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Originally Posted by Mr. Oysterhead
What's it mean when your penis starts chafing?
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It means that you are not wearing underpants. Zippers can do that to a man and however much you would like to prevent it, zippers happens to be mean, back stabbing bastards. Wear underpants and the problem will go away.
There is however another school of medical thought about the causes and it has to do with hand speed during masturbation to ensure quick orgasms. But don't listen to them, they are wrong. It is underpants and zippers that are the most widely accepted medical reasons.
And then, off course, there's ebola.
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