Hunter S. Thompson commits suicide

[James]

Aww, guys, I'm sorry. I didn't realize how sensitive an issue this was for you all.

Tell you what, I'll make it up to you by getting fucked up on drugs and alcohol, and start writing a nonsensical novel about events that didn't really happen, then I'll have a movie made out of it. And then you can all watch that movie and pretend you're the greatest fucking people on the Earth by having seen that movie.

I'm sure not EVERY Hunter fan is a complete moron, but I'd be lying if I said every Hunter fan on these boards wasn't. Now deal with it and accept me as your Lord.