CIA Director "Amazed" at His Workload

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"I guess what I'm saying is, I was a pretty bad choice for this job." Goss continued. "I have enough trouble finding my ass in the dark, and that's with a flashlight, a map, and a sherpa guide. Seriosuly, I'm an idiot. Luckily, we know that nothing bad or illegal is happening, because if it was, how would I know? I'm reallly glad about this Negroponte guy doing the big stuff, because I'm not sure what the stuff he has to do is. In conclusion, my head hurts. I'm going to go take a nap."

In a related story, Citizens of the United states are found to have more trouble getting to sleep at night.