MIDWEST MOCKMEET IN A NUTSHELL

[Hugh_Bristic]

I think the highlight of the trip was eating stuffed fish from Razoo's. The rest of it I could have done without. For the record, I hate Dallas, we're never going there again. Also, I got my lip pierced and missed work Monday morning. Thanks for wasting my time, guys.

Italian, it's gonna take a LOT - and I mean every single inch - of ass kissing for me to even like you again. For those of you who have seen my ass, you know it's gonna be a challenge... pucker up, buttercup.