Glowbaby!!

[McClain]

They don't show anything remotely close to the actual experience on television. Half the time the lady makes a couple grunts and a clean baby is handed to the father.

In reality that shit will blow your mind. The actual birth is wacky and should be rated "M" for mature.

Like watching a bloody melon squeeze through two cuts of swollen, raw sirloin.

Like watching the insides of Chicken Cordon Bleu squirt out, except instead of cheese and diced ham, it's a giant, slime-covered ham that blinks. BLINKS!