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Old Apr 2nd, 2005, 04:31 AM        Am I in the wrong here?
I seem to be at ends with my girlfriend. Now I relize that it IS a highschool relationship, and shouldn't be taken seriously, but this seems to be a problem to me. She has recently gotten into the abstinant mood, and she teases me sexually alot too. Now, this wouldn't be so bad if we hadn't had sex 9 or 10 times before this, but this whole "I'm not gonna have sex anymore" attitude is getting on my nerves. I've considered just dumping her, but that would also be for other reasons that don't really concern the problem at hand, what the hell should I do? Or am I completely in the wrong for being pissed that she's withholding sex?
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Old Apr 2nd, 2005, 04:32 AM       
Maybe you need a bigger dick.

Or learn that it doesn't go in the ear.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2005, 04:35 AM       
Well, according to her, I have the biggest dick out of all the guys she's had sex with (3 that I know of including me). And it goes in the vagina/anus/mouth... I never was fond of aural sex.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2005, 04:46 AM       
You have sex with her aura? No wonder she doesn't like penertration.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2005, 04:50 AM       
Pywhatever's girl: I....I....think I am in love with you
Pywhatever: It goes in the vagina/anus/mouth.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2005, 04:50 AM       
Does she verbally say the slashes?
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Old Apr 2nd, 2005, 04:53 AM       
Well, why should I have expected a serious answer on here? Aural means ears...
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Old Apr 2nd, 2005, 05:34 AM       
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Old Apr 2nd, 2005, 11:20 AM       
I don't wanna sound like a douche here, but shouldn't a relationship be about more than sex?

Also, jerk off in her hair while she's sleeping. That'll show her.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2005, 11:37 AM       
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Old Apr 2nd, 2005, 04:13 PM       
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I don't wanna sound like a douche here, but shouldn't a relationship be about more than sex?

Also, jerk off in her hair while she's sleeping. That'll show her.

Well, it might be more than sex if she treated me better, and if it wasn't a highschool relationship, which is basically what its all about, getting teh secks.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2005, 04:26 PM       
People like you make me angry.









...because I'm lonely.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2005, 05:16 PM       
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I don't wanna sound like a douche here, but shouldn't a relationship be about more than sex?

Also, jerk off in her hair while she's sleeping. That'll show her.
Don't forget to slap your penis on her forehead for good measure.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2005, 05:50 PM       
I bet my clitoris is bigger than this kid's penis.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2005, 05:59 PM       
this thread is so funny.

You should egg her car, if she has one. A egg car is a funny one.
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Old Apr 3rd, 2005, 12:24 AM       
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I bet my clitoris is bigger than this kid's penis.
Maybe thats whats been scaring the boys away :/ ... since it's definitely not your charming wit
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Old Apr 3rd, 2005, 03:23 AM       
Speaking of charming wit, what backalley of somethign awful forums did you get that avatar.
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Old Apr 3rd, 2005, 05:20 AM       
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I bet my clitoris is bigger than this kid's penis.
I really hope it is... Man.
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Old Apr 3rd, 2005, 05:21 AM       
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Old Apr 3rd, 2005, 05:22 AM       
HAH!!!!

It's April second...
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Old Apr 26th, 2005, 04:14 AM       
she's had sex with you nine times previously.

she wont have sex anymore with you due to her newfound abstinence.... either she's trying out on how to lead men on, or she really doesnt want to have sex with you anymore, which means you suck, whatever your size is.

whatever it is, she's fucking retarded and you should take emu's advice because it made me laugh a lot.

aural sex is like the best idea ever... sex through auditory means... i mean, wow... we're looking into the future folks.
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Old Apr 26th, 2005, 12:57 PM       
Pyorrhea: "But why Sally, WHY?"
Sally: "I told you once; I told you twice and now for the zillionth time. BECAUSE your aural abilities suck!”
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Old Apr 26th, 2005, 04:48 PM       
Perhaps, to her, a test of your relationship. A poor test, at best. Whatever.
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Old Apr 26th, 2005, 06:08 PM       
She's a cunt, plain and simple is what the problem is.... And yes, she was leading me on.
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Old Apr 27th, 2005, 07:13 PM       
Dump the bitch and find a new hoe.
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