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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 01:04 PM        The TOY WARS Mr. Mockery vs. McClain round 4!
Well, I've mopped up the floor with McClain so far. Hopefully he'll at least put up a decent toy this time so the battles are remotely close. Come on McClain, give 'em a show worth watching!


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As usual, voting and commenting will commence as soon as McClain posts his next toy. Please wait until then.
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 07:17 PM        ...
I get off work soon. It's on.
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 08:52 PM       
Sure, sure... it's only taking you ALL DAY to think of a figure to use. It's not brain surgery, and if you apply yourself, you can win a round for a change. Show us what you've got McClain! Make me proud, son.

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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 10:55 PM        ...
Work was hell today. But I made it out alive... You, however, won't survive this round baby!



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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 11:05 PM       
Shipwreck does have a manly tat.
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 11:13 PM       
It should be known that through mystical powers (and Chojin hosting the pic), I have brought Shipwreck to life.

Should McClain not win this round, I will bitch and moan about this war being fixed, and I will send Shipwreck to Rog's house to do unspeakable things to him.



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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 11:24 PM       
I'm voting for Shipwreck. I like his Navy issued bell-bottom pants.
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 11:31 PM       
wtf? mac you arent taking this fight seriously, coolness is a thing, but you yourself said something like "which toy could kick the others ass" im voting for darkseid
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 11:39 PM       
DARKSEID!
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 11:40 PM        Re: ...
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Work was hell today. But I made it out alive... You, however, won't survive this round baby!

He's got a point. Shipwreck is a badass.


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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 11:43 PM       
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wtf? mac you arent taking this fight seriously, coolness is a thing, but you yourself said something like "which toy could kick the others ass" im voting for darkseid
Agreed, I'm sure Shipwreck will win this thing simply because he's a familiar G.I. Joe character... but Darkseid would tear that drunken sailor apart. (and when I say drunken sailor, I'm speaking of Shipwreck, not McClain... I think)

I was hoping for much more interesting figures to appear in this war from McClain, but perhaps there aren't many in his collection? :o
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 12:21 AM       
ARGH! Tough call.

I'll go with Shipwreck on this one, but only because I flipped a coin.
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 10:19 AM       
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 03:03 PM       
Pfft. Darkseid all the way
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 05:41 PM       
looks like shipwreck has a slight lead over darkseid thus far....

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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 07:52 PM       
You can't add.

It's 5 to 4, or 6 to 5 (if Rog and Clain are allowed to vote).

And Shipwreck better win. If not, he IS going to Rog's house, and his parrot IS going to do some ass-spelunking, while Shipwreck makes sweet, sweet love to Scott.
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 08:04 PM       
didnt count rongi :/
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 08:09 PM       
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 08:12 PM       
Darkseid

I too was expecting better stuff from mclain
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 08:16 PM       
And now this one is tied. :o Can a match end in a tie? I don't think McClain stated anythin about that in the rules...
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 08:20 PM       
it doesnt matter, if this one is tied and you win one more rog, you take the war. if not, you can do a sudden death round.



at least, thats how these things generally work...
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 09:00 PM       
Welp, this round is over now.

McClain, it's your turn to post another toy.

Currently out of seven matches it's 3-0-1

3 wins for me
0 wins for you
1 tie

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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 09:16 PM       
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