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Old Apr 27th, 2005, 08:11 AM       
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they'd raise a black flag every other week, for each new recruit that commit suicide.
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You'll get less than 4 hours of sleep a night 6 days a week for about 6 months (sundays is something-holiday, i forget the queer navy term for it. you get about 6 hours sleep. though it's evened out by you getting 0-2 hours of sleep on some nights).
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That is also your only day on which you can talk to other boot camp members, which is done while you shine your boots.
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If you fuck up (assuming you're in navy boot camp), you'll get sent to train with the Marines. It'll be the worst experience of your entire life, assuming you live through it.
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Most people I've spoken with (who weren't trying to recruit me with their stories because they don't want me going to get killed in Iraq) say that boot camp was an amazing experience. It sucks, yes, but you make friends, get stronger, and learn alot of things. It is not to break you. Remember why the battle droids in star wars sucked (sorry )? Because they were nothing but broken, mindless robots who could not make decisions other than their programming if a situation arose. That's the last thing an army wants.
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