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Old Apr 29th, 2005, 12:30 PM        Hurtling Toward Thirty
I turn 29 tomorrow. So I will spend it trying to pay attention to the hopes and dreams that keep getting drowned out by day jobs and alarm clocks.
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Old Apr 29th, 2005, 12:32 PM       
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Old Apr 29th, 2005, 12:38 PM       
same here, what a dumb ass!
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Old Apr 29th, 2005, 12:40 PM       
Gotta get yourself in one of those march/september relationships
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Old Apr 29th, 2005, 12:42 PM       
Thanks for the fond wishes, RedLeader01. Your stellar writing and rapier wit continue to be an inspiration to us all.
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Old Apr 29th, 2005, 12:42 PM       
My boyfriend's 30. 30 isn't a big deal. You'll live, I promise. Unless you do something incredibly dumb. Like making a play for kellychaos, then you might die.
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Old Apr 29th, 2005, 12:49 PM       
i thought you were way over thirty
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Old Apr 29th, 2005, 12:53 PM       
I did too. Wow. You still have time for so many near fatal mistakes before you're my age. Which is ironic, because you only have time for one fatal mistake.
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Old Apr 29th, 2005, 02:42 PM       
Oh please! Hurtling? More like creeping. Now I am hurtling towards 30... in fact... exactly 2 weeks from today... on black friday I will turn 30. Oh the pain.
Well, anyway, I have just the thing for you:



I will have to send you one once I get them back from the printers.
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Old Apr 29th, 2005, 03:10 PM       
I was just looking at your web site, Re. I noticed that one of my favorites is missing.."Love"

P.S. the new stuff is GREAT!!!
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Old Apr 29th, 2005, 06:26 PM       
Yeah, hurtling is the word, baby. I'm hurtling toward 21. Woe is me...
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Old Apr 29th, 2005, 07:04 PM       
Seriosuly, it's not so bad. In hindsight. 'Cause the stuff that comes after? Let's just say shingles is the fun part.
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Old Apr 30th, 2005, 04:54 AM       
I am 33 in a couple of weeks. I can dig it.
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Old Apr 30th, 2005, 05:40 AM       
Didi you guys notice that your car insurance dropped considerably when you turned 25? Because I am praying that the rummors I hear are true.

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Old Apr 30th, 2005, 06:57 PM       
Guys, if you could pick one age to totally skip, what age would that be??? Mine would be 27.
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Old May 23rd, 2005, 03:05 PM       
Dude, I am hitting my stride now that I am in my 30s.
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Old May 23rd, 2005, 03:30 PM       
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Guys, if you could pick one age to totally skip, what age would that be??? Mine would be 27.
I would skip all of my 20's since it's the most nervewrecking time of your life and you don't know what the hell you're doing. At least that's been the case for me, and I'm 28 now... still not sure what I wanna do.

'WHADDAYA WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE!?"

'I WANNA ROCK!'

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Old May 23rd, 2005, 04:16 PM       
I turmned 43 two days ago. Can I skip this year?
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Old May 24th, 2005, 10:44 AM       
THANKS FOR HIJACKING MY THREAD, MAX.

Oh, yeah, and Happy Birthday.
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Old May 24th, 2005, 02:35 PM       
I hurtling towards 20, I turn 18 tommorrow
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Old May 24th, 2005, 02:56 PM       
Holy hell, everyone is older than I here...
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Old May 24th, 2005, 03:04 PM       
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Old May 24th, 2005, 03:14 PM       
I'll be 22 this year. You're all old farts.

Happy birthday, though. You don't have many left.
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Old May 25th, 2005, 05:03 PM       
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My boyfriend's 30. 30 isn't a big deal. You'll live, I promise. Unless you do something incredibly dumb. Like making a play for kellychaos, then you might die.
'Cause kellychaos is gay and has AIDS and you'll die.
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Old May 25th, 2005, 06:17 PM       
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