Back to Apologize (And kiss some ass)

[Chojin]

Whackmeister, as a person who has had their nutsack severed in a playground accident when I was but seven years of age, I feel the need to inform you how deeply you have hurt me personally and brought back painful memories thought long forgotten. I'm afraid no amount of apology will heal this wound, nor stop the phantom tingling I currently receive from the better half of my long-departed pair.

Curse you. Curse you and your racism, your hacking, your lies, your tongue-in-cheek apololgies, and your debasement of the testicularly-handicapped. I feel no reason to go on living after I read your post. Goodbye forever.