What is the DEAL with other races, anyway? (Now with homos!)

[Chojin]

I will readily admit that I am racist against people who use the word 'amusing' and mean it. But at least you've found your niche - Telling us that we are in REALITY, THEREFORE, VIS A VIS the ones dancing for your private jollies is just the sort of detachment from reality that Terra and Lotida find irresistible in a man. Or shadow of one, as the case may be (is).

I have a new assignment for you.

CHAPTER 5 STUDY TOPICS:

1. In what ways are groups of like-minded individuals similar to the KKK? Explain your answer with a pretentious tangent on nothing in particular and apply punctuation liberally.

2. Psychoanalysis is for professional therapists and psuedo-intellectual internet blowhards. Which one are you?

3. "Jokes" are occasionally found outside of their usual [/sarcasm] suffix. Locate 10 examples of "jokes" in this chapter and explain why you really got them, but pretended not to for the purpose of leading us on, you coy devil, you.

4. Define "Occam's Razor" and explain in 300 words or more why it doesn't apply to this situation or your coping mechanism for the outside world.