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Old May 5th, 2005, 09:55 AM       
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I already said if you want to be a fag, go ahead and be one. Just realize that there are more consequences for being one. And don’t whine when you have to suffer them.
What about the consequences of being a stultifyingly ill-informed, unfunny wazzock? There are some serious consequences right there. For starters, you can only ever be friends with other ignorant wazzocks. You can only ever marry another ignorant wazzock. All the parties you attend for the rest of your life will be exclusively full of ignorant wazzocks. You and your inbred spouse may well breed a whole litter of ignorant wazzocks, who will be twice as thick as you and your mate. Then eventually the whole mundane saga will end in your death, with a rather cheap and tacky tombstone commerating the fact that 'Here lies a really fucking pointless, tragic little ignorant wazzock'.
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