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Old May 18th, 2005, 03:44 PM       
"This is Number Six. He is genetically perfect. He is able to see farther and clearer than any human. His hearing exceeds that of dogs. His sense of smell is more powerful than that of most mammals. He is faster, stronger, tougher and smarter than any human before him. He is trained in two-hundred martial arts and is able to kill a person with each one within two blows."

*Number Six starts playing a ditty on a piano*

"He can also play the piano. We got bored."
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