tom goes to the mayer

[maggiekarp]

Two muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "Are you hot?"
The other muffin says "AHH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did I cross the road?
To have sex WITH YOUR MOM!

What did the pro-life woman do when she heard a dead baby joke?
She felt rather uncomfortable and informed the teller of the joke to not be so insensitive of her feelings on the issue.

Notice the subtle differences in the jokes. Maybe one made you laugh, maybe you really hated one. Maybe they are THE FUNNIEST JOKES OF ALL TIME ROFFLE, or they could have really, really sucked.

Adult Swim shows are like that. (I'm not saying adult animated comedy shows are a joke. I happen to like all of the adult swim shows a bit but think they have kinks to work out.)