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Old Mar 26th, 2003, 04:34 PM        Death Cage Match: Morpho-O-Beast
If you were to pick the characteristics of two existing animals in order to make the most ferocious and competitive beast to win a death cage match, what would they be? What characteristics would they inherit * and how would that help them in their bloody quest to disemobowel it's competion?


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Old Mar 26th, 2003, 04:40 PM       
I would combine the powerful muscular physique of the wild ****** with the raw and lightning quick intelect of the chink.

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Old Mar 26th, 2003, 04:55 PM       
I'd probably want a bear with albatros-wings, or a butterfly with black widow-poison...

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Old Mar 26th, 2003, 08:04 PM       




You philistines better enjoy that gorilla-bat. I had to spend 7 minutes doing that when I should have been writing my boring-ass paper about Thomas Aquinas.

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Old Mar 26th, 2003, 11:46 PM        ...
God knows you wouldn't be getting this education in a public school... Must be Catholic.
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Old Mar 26th, 2003, 11:57 PM       
Don't I wish :/

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Old Mar 27th, 2003, 12:01 AM       
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Old Mar 27th, 2003, 12:24 AM       
inherent is an adjective. :88!
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Old Mar 27th, 2003, 04:35 PM       
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inherent is an adjective. :88!
Typo. I meant "inherit". Thanx.
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Old Mar 27th, 2003, 04:56 PM       
This thread reminds me of the Animal Kumite on Space Moose.
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Old Mar 27th, 2003, 09:39 PM       
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Old Mar 27th, 2003, 09:46 PM       
Combine a shark with an antelope, but give it an elephant trunk LOLOLLOLOLOOL
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 09:47 AM       
this actually reminds me of an H. G. Wells book called "The Island of Dr. Moreau" not that I read it, but I know what it's about.



anyhoo, I'd like an anumal that was part man, part spider, part spitting cobra. with six arms, a tail, the abilty to climb walls, and the ability to spit venom that could kill 120 mice with one gram. :evilgrin


a good idea for bioligy clas indeed. :evilergrin
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