When I worked at K-mart, they had a fucking bass that sang "take me to the water/put me in the river."
It had a motion sensor, so everytime someone walked by I had to hear it.
K-mart was Hell. I'm so glad the one in my town went out of business.
And I have a copy "So You Want to be a Wizard". I read it as a kid, it was pretty good.
I also have a Casio keyboard that I actually made the attempt to learn to play a few years ago....I was making progess until the cocksucking thing broke.
