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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 02:56 AM        Semen Mother
I was at my high school best friends a long time ago house and we were taking turns watching this really funny (but way hot) porno and then going to the hallway bathroom to masturbate. When I did, a huge load of semen tumbled out of me and I had to use a lot of toilet paper to clean it up. I used too much and stopped it up. Then I guess we were causing a lot of ruckus upstairs because his mom came up and wanted to know what was wrong. When she saw that we were fooling with the toilet, she was all like, "Oh, I can fix that. Easily." So she stuck her hands in the toilet and unclogged it and then flushed it again and after a little bit of semen water overflowed onto the floor and her barefeet, the toilet was all fixed.
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 03:00 AM       
thats really gross why do you masterbait and your friends house thats mean
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 02:56 PM       
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 03:17 PM       
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 04:42 PM       
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 07:25 PM       
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 07:29 PM       
That sound like the birth of a superhero. Except maybe she should die and is brought back to life by the toilet semen. Like catwoman w/o the cats.

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Old Jun 29th, 2005, 04:36 PM       
There would have to be a nuclear reactor in the bathroom. Duh!
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Old Jun 29th, 2005, 05:06 PM       
She should've used the plunger.




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Old Jun 29th, 2005, 05:40 PM       
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Old Jun 30th, 2005, 01:48 PM       
am I the only one here that thinks its weird to jerk off in your friends house?
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Old Jun 30th, 2005, 04:41 PM       
Ahhh, the voice of experience. More about.
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Old Jun 30th, 2005, 06:09 PM       
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Old Jun 30th, 2005, 06:27 PM       
I'd really like to know just what the hell is wrong with you people.
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Old Jun 30th, 2005, 06:48 PM       
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Old Jul 1st, 2005, 12:53 AM       
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not for fags.
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Old Jul 1st, 2005, 02:31 AM       
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Old Jul 1st, 2005, 04:23 PM       
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am I the only one here that thinks its weird to jerk off in your friends house?
not for fags.
That's very selfish.
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