Jesus Christ is the Devil !!!!!!!!!666!!

[kahljorn]

I'm glad you can admit that I'm a million times smarter than you helm, cause I'm THAT smart.

I'm sorry to have to share this with you but i have a girlfriend, and I'm not interested in making myself a new one. It's just too time consuming to break in an asshole to my gentle giganto of a penis. Thanks anyway, though, I really appreciate your stiffy mc comeupikins, I'll keep your pickup lines on file for one year in case the position frees up.

P.S. I'm not really interested in the occult, at all. The word occult actually kind of bothers me, and the idea of an "occult gathering" makes me want to never open my eyes again.