Jesus Christ is the Devil !!!!!!!!!666!!

[Helm]

Originally Posted by kahljorn

I'm glad you can admit that I'm a million times smarter than you helm, cause I'm THAT smart.

Listen, I have to confess something: every time I agreed with you saying you were smart/er/est and all that? I was being sarcastic. I'm not really sure you're very smart. Sorry man.

Okay, right there? What I just said? It wasn't true. I really do think you're smart but I'm trying to prolong the argument because it is funny.

No no, see what I'm doing? I'm just giving you comfort space so this doesn't degenerate to just silly namecalling or even stops. You being smart or not, or in fact being anything at all is of no importance to me. I'm not interested in you at all, really. I just was just up for mocking someone or something. I don't even do it because I feel strongly about it. I do it because of sorta the ghost of the memory from when I cared about these things. I still feel obliged to make fun of mediocrity and stupidity, that's why we're here.

See, that's just not true. It's very humane to tell people you don't care about them like that to their face. I guess I could care about you more if I knew you in real life and we got to hang out. Maybe I'd think about you more as a person rather than a shrewd mangled bunch of neurotic contradictions that is just so fun to poke at.

I'm sorry to have to share this with you but i have a girlfriend

Did she use your body as a sexual stimulus too? Gotta watch out for that stuff.

Thanks anyway, though, I really appreciate your stiffy mc comeupikins,

Thanks. Your last post is a bit disapointing and I don't know what to do. If I insult you more, you'll probably stop posting or something. This is not the end I envisioned for us.

P.S. I'm not really interested in the occult, at all. The word occult actually kind of bothers me, and the idea of an "occult gathering" makes me want to never open my eyes again.

Dude come on. I say 'haha gnostic!' and you go 'I'm no gnostic! I just attend gnostic temple meetings because the chicks are hott' I say 'demiurge lol' you go 'I didn't bring up the demiurge! HE did!' I say 'occult zomg!' and you go 'I'm no occultist! Actually the word makes me break out in hives that's why I didn't join the military to fight them damn towelheads!'

you're so mutable. I can practically alter any part of your personality through just peer pressure. It's fine though, I'll let off before I convince you that you're gay enough to leave your girlfriend for me or something so severe 'cause I'm a nice guy blah blah blah

Bottom line kahl: you're rediculous.