Could I be a model?

[Helm]

Captainbubba I'm sorry english isn't my first language, when I said lazy eyes I didn't mean you know, wondering, cross-eyed thing. I guess that's what the word means though? I was more talking about the shape of your EYESOCKETS LOL anyway sorry I'm sure they look better on other photos. You're way better looking than OAO ( although that haircut... ugh) and if you said you wanted to be a model or something I wouldn't find it hilarious ( although you may be too buff for some work in the field)

OAO: what does being a model mean to you? Why do you find the idea appealing? Are you trying to find personal verification on your looks through being in the field? If you do so, I'M SORRY but I can tell you right now that you're. just. not. pretty. enough. That's not 'one guy's opinion' I mean it in the sense that as it has been mentioned before in this thread, you lack the unifying characteristics of almost all the male models I've seen: hard edges coupled with feminine features. Sorry. You're just a bland overjawed geek. This doesn't mean you're not going to get a girlfriend. It means that you're not going to be a model.