Could I be a model?

[Spectre X]

OAO, your camera's quality does not excuse you looking absolutely ridiculous in that picture.

Well, hand modeling, maybe, but anything with your face would be a great big no.

You are unfit for modeling.

repeat after me.

You are unfit for modeling.
You are unfit for modeling.
You are unfit for modeling.

Your expression does not matter.

Your camera does not matter.

Whoever is complimenting you doesn't have a clue as to what they're talking about.

Just... Just stop, okay? You really, really, really can't do modeling.

Seriously.

No modeling.

Ever.