TALES FROM THE LONGBOX (new monthly column!)

[mburbank]

Proto, most excellent to see you writting, not that your recent modelling for I-mockery hasn't been extra hot.

(Note to Mock; when will you answer reader demands to see in more 'relaxed' 'casual' clothing? Like say, really tight leather lederhosen?)

Good work, particularly

"Indeed, Doom was known to sit with his pipe and enjoy the occasional episode of "The Commish"."

I also liked the Alicia masters bit. Did you know that in addition to being blind, she was the daughter of FF villian "The Puppet Master", which is odd because he is SO gay. Also, his costume? An apron. I'm not kidding.