You know what, I'm sick of your attitude. My hair was made fun of enough in highschool without being teased when it's all growned up. Just let it live it's life, you fucking judgemental bitch
In all seriousness, i dont think that would work, either. my hair is REALLY straight. Besides, I'd look silly with an afro, and I'd probably give my girlfriend a heart-attack since her ex had a fro. On a side note, my pubic hair gets really really long and looks alot like an afro on the head of one of those guys from spy vs spy