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Old Jul 14th, 2005, 01:38 PM       
In all honesty I don't think my hair could fro. I have really straight hair. I don't have the hip hugging genes. (GET IT, HIP HUGGER JEANS!?!?!?)
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Old Jul 14th, 2005, 02:42 PM       
you could tease it like hell. :P
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Old Jul 14th, 2005, 02:50 PM       
You know what, I'm sick of your attitude. My hair was made fun of enough in highschool without being teased when it's all growned up. Just let it live it's life, you fucking judgemental bitch

In all seriousness, i dont think that would work, either. my hair is REALLY straight. Besides, I'd look silly with an afro, and I'd probably give my girlfriend a heart-attack since her ex had a fro. On a side note, my pubic hair gets really really long and looks alot like an afro on the head of one of those guys from spy vs spy
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Old Jul 14th, 2005, 02:58 PM       
tmi. maybe you could get an afro wig-- you know, for those special times.
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Old Jul 14th, 2005, 03:08 PM       
Maybe I should just start saving my pube shavings? I rhymed.
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Old Jul 15th, 2005, 05:16 AM       
It takes a firm grip on reality to accuse someone of hogging attention and then go on to talk about one's own pubic hairs.
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Old Jul 16th, 2005, 01:53 AM       
kahl, quick, offer him the apple!
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Old Jul 16th, 2005, 04:24 AM       
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You're proud that you lure innocent flower girls into your web of deceitful hair? YOU'RE HORRIBLE.


MY HAIR IS TWO FEET LONG
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Old Jul 16th, 2005, 02:04 PM       
"It takes a firm grip on reality to accuse someone of hogging attention and then go on to talk about one's own pubic hairs."

Yea, it's sort of like offering to vomit on someone. Think of all the attention you'd get then. Attention from shoulders. Cold, icy shoulders.
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Old Jul 16th, 2005, 02:24 PM       
My pubic hair is two feet long!!! :highfive
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Old Jul 16th, 2005, 02:32 PM       
We all know about your pubic hair secrets.. top cia assassin, kills people by stranglation/hanging. You don't need to remind us.

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Old Jul 17th, 2005, 01:10 AM       
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my hair is REALLY straight.
this setup is too easy to ignore, but too obvious to take, you bent jerk.
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Old Jul 19th, 2005, 11:31 AM       
That's only because you're a nosy asshole. I hope you enjoy that sequence of words Mr. Braunase
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