help plz

[Yggdrasill]

Say "Honey I love you like a lesbian loves cake, I was making you a wonderful cake of happiness when george bush came on the t.v. saying 'no gay rights' and I was all like 'damn that ape' and went to a protest rally where I met this girl who really was into cakes if you know what I mean and wouldn't you know it she ate your cake right there and I challenged her to a oily wrestling match and I beat her ass with my tongue, would you like to see the video?"

You did film it right?