How do you go about applying for a job?

[Ninjavenom]

Our work is so fucking hard

on sunday we slept for like two hours and only had to take out the trash one time!

one fucking time!
what the fuck!

We get paid a measly $8 an hour to sit inside and listen to Dick Dale and drive around in a golf cart all day? Christ, talk about communism, am i right?

haha fuck you, your job will never be as cool as ours