Jones Soda

[trampus]

Jones soda costs too much and it's for trendwhores and skaters, which are basically the same thing. So if you wanna put on your pink velour sweatsuit, Vote for Pedro trucker hat (cocked to one side of course) and ride your tiny motorcycle to the store and pay $2 for 12 ounces of mediocre soda that costs so much because it's in a glass bottle with a stupid picture on the front taken by some pseudo artist, then be my guest. And piss on the cans, those are for normal beverages.

Nothing personal, I just hate Jones soda and everything else mentioned. Not like their green apple could hold a candle to the old Mario brand soda green apple with either Yoshi or Luigi on the front.